Internet legends have it that the MDH Uncle made the Universe from scratch. So not for nothing are his memes going viral on social media, dedicated to the masalas he has been adding to our combined lives.
'The Cocaine king' with 'The Masala King'. My grandson like Pablo from Colombia had visited me last about 50 years ago. He said to me "Chacha ji, koi job nahi mil rahi. Help me". So i offered him to work under me. But that kid was bad enough to be trusted as he stole my MDH Illegal Masale packs and ended up making Cocaine with those. He even used my song and made it "Asli Cocaine Sach Sach". I shouldn't have trusted him.
This kid Amarendra Bahubali had always been close to my Heart. When I visited Mahismati for the first time, he welcomed me very well and he himself sang my Grammy winning song "Asli Masale Sach Sach" for me. Then he said to me "Chacha ji, Bhallal wants to kill me. What do i do?" So i gave him my MDH Trust-Kattappa Masale packs. Damn! it didn't work. Feeling sad.
There is my school crush. I was quite shy in my school days so I could never talk to her. This is the picture when I visited her last year and told her about my feelings. First she shouted at me "Ye bik gayi hai Pyaar" but then i made her understand things and she started liking me. She likes being called Aunty Bharwi. To calm her down, i gave her 10 MDH Bharwe Masale packs.
Damn she was so happy to see me.
Met my babydoll Babita and my friend Champak's son Jethalal yesterday. This kid Jethiya is being an ass nowadays. It was a tense moment. Babita told me "Chacha ji, ye Jetha ji hamesh stalk karte hain mujhe. Help me". So i gave her my MDH Anti-Tappu-ke-papa Masale. But i'm not sure if Jethalal is ever gonna step back. Damn that kid.
This is when i performed with Son Pitbull and Enrique at a concert in Madison Square. These kids said to me "Chacha ji, we're gonna remix 'Asli Masale Sach Sach' with our own tracks". I really got impressed with this idea and gifted them my MDH Baby-I-like-it Masale for free. Damn that kid Pitbull's head started shining more when he saw my masale.
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